Baby Bjorn

I’m thinking about using the Baby Bjorn for church. 

Wanna know what’s funny about having a Baby Bjorn?  I wear it to get groceries and people see both kids, especially the one I’m wearing, and they say to me, “Wow- you really have your hands full!” (Seriously, every single time I go anywhere someone says this!  It is usually grey haired retired airforce geezers doing their monthly shopping at the commissary) )  And I can’t help but think to myself- actually, I don’t!  I don’t have my hands full! That’s the whole point!  Bwahahahaha!  One of these days I may actually respond, “No!  I don’t” and laugh like the hopped up on caffeine wacko that I am.

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