Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave

Me: Did you pour the juice on the floor?

Jonas: NO.

Me: You didn’t make the puddle over there?

Jonas: No.

Me: Did you dump the juice out of your sippy cup onto the floor over there?

Jonas: No.

Me: Are you lying to me?

Jonas: Yes.

Me: Well, go clean up the juice!

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