In the past few days my house has fallen apart. The DVD player died. The VCR is being weird. Jonas flushed the cap to Chris’ shaving cream down the downstairs toilet, so that is clogged. The garbage disposal is leaking, and I just killed the microwave. Now, in my own defense, it was on it’s way out anyway. When the gas stove broke this morning in the middle of making hard boiled eggs, I thought I would try to finish them in the microwave. Who knew they would explode?

Ok, so I wasn’t thinking. Anyway, we are too broke to replace anything right now. A few more weeks of this and we will be living in total Amish existance. I feel as though I forgot to put the passover mark on my house and the Angel of Appliance death is making his rounds. Perhaps I should sacrifice a calf to save the computer?

In addition to everything breaking, I’ve lost that blogging feeling. I’ve had several ideas over the past few days, but no time or energy. Every time I have sat down to write I realize I got nothin’.

Well. . .I suppose I’ll just send you to greenzap.com. It’s a new thing on the internet that will function like paypal- only better, and if you preregister you get $25. You will need a promocode, so use mine: maggiesmum. To those who have already registered, thanks