Ok- it has come to my attention that some people don’t understand the way this internet-thing works.

When you post a comment, I can look up your IP address. This tells me where your computer is located. For example, if you are using a college campus computer, it will tell me that. If your comment has given me a vague idea of where I might find you, and I do find you, and then you tell me in your profile section that you do, indeed, attended that college, AND you write a post that gives you a really big motive for writing a really lame insulting comment on my blog, I’m going to know who you are. This isn’t rocket science.

Being a sore loser for something like Battle of the Blogs is really lame. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. And if you are going to insult me, do it with style. Insults aren’t supposed to make me laugh at you.

For future reference, if you leave a troll comment on my blog again, I will smear your name around the blogosphere until your eyeballs bleed from the hate mail. I’m a nice person. Don’t make me have to do that, mmmm-kay?

For those of you gentle readers who are wondering what this is about, just check out comment #5.

Thanks and have a great day!

Lou

Yesterday Jonas was sitting on the ground trying to get his shoes back on. I saw him look up into the sky and yell, “‘Pider! Pider! Help! Shoes!” Then he looked expectantly at the sky. After a few seconds he repeated his plea. When Spider man failed to appear he raised his little arms in confused fashion and asked me, “Where did he go?”

Now what do you say to that? Not wanting to destroy his childish beliefs, I explained that Spiderman lives in New York and helps the people there. We are in California, and that’s too far away. He seemed to get it, and then asked me for help getting his shoes on. I guess, to my son, I’m capable of being a super hero too, at least where shoes are concerned.