I took an interview from Misty too, here are the results:

What would be considered a perfect evening for you?

One where I got to bed at a reasonable hour and didn’t get woke up until seven the next morning. Really, that would do it for me. I don’t need candlelight and walks on the beach, I need sleep. If I could scrapbook for a few hours before hitting the sack, that would be nice too. But really, just a quiet evening where I got to sleep. I’d like to be able to look at my cherubic sleeping children before I turned in for the evening too. But I don’t want to have been the one to haul them upstairs and beg them to go to sleep and then put Jonas back in his bedroom fifteen times when he keeps escaping because he’s figured out the child lock I used to use to keep him in.

How would you react if you were to learn tomorrow that your husband had a relationship with another man prior to his relationship to you?

That would take some serious convincing. Possibly pictures. But if I were convinced, I would
A) Kick his trash.
B) Kick his trash.
C) Possibly divorce him and get lots of alimony (Why? Because you just don’t keep something like that quiet when entering into a marriage. You just don’t.)
D) Kick his trash.

When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

When did I last cry in front of someone, umm. . .Sunday. Chris and I were bickering and I had PMS. Bad combination. By myself, I’m not sure exactly when. Maybe two weeks ago. I only cry when I’m frustrated or really, really hurt. I didn’t even cry during natural childbirth. But get me mad, and I’m a puddle.

Do you judge others by higher or lower standards than you use to judge yourself?

I would say that I judge others by the same standards that I judge myself. And it is an insanely high, hypocritical level because no one is capable of being as perfect as I expect them to be. I have to constantly cut people mental slack and remind myself that we aren’t perfect and I shouldn’t expect perfection. I will say that I am quicker to cut other people slack than I am myself.

If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?

If I wanted to look sexy? If? I was under the impression that I looked sexy all the time. . .

Well, I’m not really one who thinks looking like a slut makes you sexy. Anyone can dress like a hooker, it takes attitude and confidence to look sexy. More often than not I think more clothing is sexier than running around half naked. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been shopping and seen people running around with too much cleavage and too much belly (especially untoned belly-ugh) hanging out. T&A does not make you sexy. It just says, “Look at me! I can’t think of any better way to get your attention! I have nothing else to offer!” Even if the wearer does have more to offer, she isn’t going to attract the kind of man who cares about anything else except the T&A with that get up on.

Sexy has very little to with what one wears. It’s what’s inside and how you work it.

Do YOU have a question for me? Go ahead and ask. . .I’ll answer any reasonable question I might even answer unreasonable ones too.