Miss Boobie
Jonas has started school, and is loving it. He wants to tell everyone he talks to about his teachers, so in the past few days I’ve heard this quite a few times:
“I have school now! My teachers are Miss Carla and Miss Boobie!”
This statement is always followed by confused silence. Jonas is clearly still in speech for a reason. I’m just wondering if he has called his preschool teacher, Miss Barbara, Miss Boobie to her face yet. I’m tempted to volunteer more hours in the classroom just so I can be the fly on the wall that gets to witness it.
