Yesterday I Ate A Banana Cream Pie In Less Than Two Minutes Without Using My Hands.
Where: church Halloween party pie eating contest.
Who: several men, a few young ladies, and me, the only adult woman playing.
Why: why not? I’m alwaysup for a new experience.
Outcome: I was in the running for second place, most definitely beating out most of the “men” snarfing pie, but not winning.
Lesson Learned: it’s hard to eat when you have banana cream up your nose blocking your airways, and when you are trying so hard not to laugh you’re afraid you’re going to either aspirate pie or vomit.
So there you go.
