I Became A Mother So I Could Hear Things Like This Spoken Outloud

Posted in: Monkey, fecal matter, parenting

This morning Jonas kicked me off the potty because he had to go poop NOW. He sat down, sighed in relief and then grimaced and said, “Ow! I hurt my butt on the poop!”

I know my darling boy expected some sympathy, after all, constipation really does hurt, but he’ll have to find it elsewhere since I was too busy laughing out loud at him. Seriously. It’s moments like these that make me cherish the role of mother.

POSTED BY Lou ON 02.01.07 @ 8:49 am |

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  1. OMIHEAVENS! That’s tooooo funny! Didn’t realize you were LDS! ME TOO!!! ~SHanna

    Comment by Shanna — February 1, 2007 @ 9:45 am

  2. OMIHEAVENS! That’s tooooo funny! Didn’t realize you were LDS! ME TOO!!! ~SHanna

    Comment by Shanna — February 1, 2007 @ 9:58 am

  3. That is freakin hilarious. ROFL!

    Comment by Erica — February 1, 2007 @ 11:11 am

  4. plus its good to have moments like this written down somewhere, to totally embaress them alter.

    Comment by Cassie — February 2, 2007 @ 7:00 am

  5. LOL. It’s moments like these that remind us how fast kids grow up, and why we became mothers in the first place.

    Comment by Dawn — February 2, 2007 @ 3:17 pm

  6. What is it with the male species and pooping? They think it to be one of life’s greatest issues. My husbands spazzes if we’re out of the house and he has to go because he can’t use a “foreign” toilet. My oldest has to go at a certain time every day and if he can’t…grumpy.

    Females just take it in stride. It’s nothing to get worked up over. After all, we have period for that.

    Comment by roaringmommy — February 3, 2007 @ 5:10 am

  7. Ha, ha, ha! Really funny! It made me remember some very similar story from… another scrapbooking mom, curiously. Defintely, things that you can only hear if you are a parent. It’s here (copy on your browser’s address bar and erase the blank spaces): http :// ifjohannahadablog. blogspot. com/2006/05/ mommys-little-shop-of-horrors. html. It’s not mine, by the way. It has a kind of second part here: http :// ifjohannahadablog. blogspot. com/2006/08/mental-note-to-self.html.

    Comment by Kike — February 12, 2007 @ 2:33 pm

  8. Very, very funny! Poor little guy!

    Comment by Ella — February 13, 2007 @ 3:06 pm

  9. Out of the mouths of babes! I can’t wait for my DS to start talking! I guess I have those wonderful comments coming! :0)

    Comment by Amanda — February 19, 2007 @ 5:56 am

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