Reality

Maggie is climbing onto the toilet.

“I have to go potty, Mommy.”

“Ok.”

“I am sitting on the potty. Please don’t throw up on me, Mommy.”

“Alright.” I say as I turn away so she can’t hear me giggle.

She is very serious about this.

“Mommy! I have to pee! Don’t throw up on me!”

“I promise I won’t throw up on you.”

“Ok. I’m peeing.”

This could be worse, you know. At least she knows the potty is for pee. I threw up so many times in front of Jonas while expecting Maggie that he used to walk by the toilet and spit. He was convinced that’s what it was for.

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  1. ….. LOL… that is funny… and so typical of kids!!
    Mona

    Comment by Mona — August 1, 2008 @ 3:03 pm

  2. that is too cute!

    Comment by Casey — August 1, 2008 @ 7:48 pm

  3. That’s awful, hun!
    …but yet - HILARIOUS!

    Comment by Zarah — August 1, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

  4. Oh you poor love :-( But still…what a cute scrappable little scene! LOL

    Comment by Kirsty — August 2, 2008 @ 12:32 am

  5. HA HA HA! That made my day!

    Comment by Lou — August 2, 2008 @ 12:36 am

  6. While we’re on things that annoy, can I just say that “at the end of the day” doesn’t mean anything? I’m just saying…

    Comment by Janine — August 2, 2008 @ 3:45 am

  7. HAHAHA!!!

    Comment by Margarite — August 2, 2008 @ 7:55 am

  8. hon.. apparently missed a lot while being in Croatia..
    congrats on the Cosmo Cricut spot! Awesome!!! and Congrats on expecting.. hope things will go better soon.. and I am mega sorry.. but I had to LAUGH so much cuz of this post…

    Comment by Mireille — August 2, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

  9. oh how cuute. But I am so sorry you feel like this;(

    Comment by Nita — August 3, 2008 @ 1:26 am

  10. LOL! Thanks for the good giggle…and sending you warm thoughts on getting to feel better!
    Hugs,
    Robyn

    Comment by Robyn — August 3, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

  11. Oh, I feel soooo sorry for you… and I’m totally impressed that you are able to be this funny while being this miserable. *hugs*

    Comment by AnnaB — August 3, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

  12. I feel so bad for you, but you have humor! I can’t quit laughing!!
    Good luck, i’ll be thinking of you.
    hugz

    Comment by deb — August 6, 2008 @ 6:00 am

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