Mr. Mobility
This cute baby takes his sweet time, and I do love that about him. No one needs a baby who walks at six months. Only inexperienced, first time parents see a teeny baby with major mobility and cheer. Veteran parents know the destruction that was just unleashed on their homes, and actively root for baby to lay on the floor until he is, oh. . .26. Mobile children pull books off shelves and tear pages. They find light sockets. They dive head first off beds. They pull Christmas trees down. They think the floor is a smorgasbord of opportunity for the orally fixated, and laugh in the face of the Heimlich Maneuver.
I was naive once. I walked around the house with Jonas, I encouraged his every developmental step, cheered as he mastered playground equipment meant for five year olds at a mere 12 months. I have paid for that ever since. By the time he was three he had climbed onto the neighbor’s roof, with no ladder in sight. He was fearless. He was all skill and no sense, and it’s a dangerous combination!
When Maggie showed up, I wore her in a sling until she was two and a half, hoping she would never gain enough coordination to do anything dangerous. Turns out, she is as clumsy as her mother and grandmother combined. Perpetually tipsy on nothing stronger than chocolate milk, the girl has literally beat the snot out of herself while walking a straight line with nothing to trip over. She is her mother’s daughter.
Having Gabriel, and being well aware of exactly how fleeting babyhood is, I have done almost nothing to encourage him to move. Up until about ten days ago, at precisely nine months and two days, he obliged me by doing nothing more than scooting backward and pivoting on his tummy. At that point I made a tactical error, putting my cell phone on the floor about five feet away from him. All of his instinctual humanity worked together as in one slow, halting movement he shifted his weight off of one knee and pulled it forward. His hands slapped the wood floors, and suddenly, there he was, belly flopped on top of my phone, very, very proud of himself.
Within four days, he was on his knees pulling up to everything. The cupboards, the entertainment center, the toilet. Nothing is out of bounds for him, and it is getting worse every day. I knew I was in for it the day the older kids left the refrigerator open and I found him pulled up to a shelf, happily munching a tortilla. Because his first love is food, I now find him hanging around the kitchen a lot, trying to find a snack on the floor and hoping against hope that someone leaves that fridge open again.











